First kiss

It wasn't the stuff of movies but it was memorable. My third girl friend was named Tammy, don't worry we will be going back to number two later. Tammy was a girl that I bowled with in the YBC and she seemed like a nice girl who enjoyed the same things as me, including Madonna. In fact, we went to a Madonna concert together, which should have been a sign. She was a very straight forward girl, much like most of the girls I dated and/or married. She was not shy and would say or do whatever she wanted.

I realized quickly where this alpha female came from when I attended dinner at her house where she lived with her parents. Perhaps it was unexpected that she was bringing me to dinner but I found it a little odd and chaotic to be eating dinner with her parents and two siblings in a small kitchen table when the dining room was sitting empty. Also surprising to me was the menu consisting of ground hamburger fried up accompanied by powdered mashed potatoes. Either I was spoiled by my mother's cooking or her mother just wasn't the best cook.

Explaining the dinner was necessary because it gives you background on the quality of what was coming. Picture it, we were hanging out in my teenage bedroom with lakeside cottage wallpaper on the wall and surrounded by collectible plates, masks, nicknacks and scifi toys. This girl can tell that I am not going to make the first move further than hugging or holding hands and she goes for it. The second she pressed her lips to mine she inserts her tongue all the way in. I have blocked out the rest because it was very wet and slippery and not at all what I expected.

We didn't "go together" long, maybe three months and I don't even remember if we kissed anymore. Like I said earlier, we went to a Madonna concert together but it was after we had broken up. She even accused me of only dating her to get to see the concert, which didn't stop her from trying to hold my hand during the concert. That wouldn't be the last time that a woman tried to entice me back.

In conclusion, teenage first kisses are over rated but after years of practice and tons of accolades, I enjoy adult first kisses much more.